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That makes me happy with myself. Cute photo.

"7 hours ago near Metairie, LA via mobile

Seeking a personal assistant. Must be able to understand all ideas that exist in the crawl space of my mind, work only for payment in sarcasm, and the pure satisfaction of spending time with yours truly. Aah what a beautifully layered joke."

Christina Barrett I need to get out.

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